Bombshell Brunette Desperately Seeking Blonterage

Fun-loving 20something brunette seeking fantastic blondes to make up her blonterage for pool days, girls nights in and wild nights out.

These are a must:
- MUST BE BLONDE (natural or not so natural applicants will be considered but if you dye, do it well)
- Must have at least a bachelors degree
- Must be gainfully employed (or graduate student)
- Must love to dance
- Must love Wagon Wheel
- Must be willing to go in costume to non-costume parties (think Legally Blonde)
- Must live in the Columbia area
- Must not judge what other people eat
- Must love dogs

These are a plus:
- Can apply fake eyelashes to other people
- Is planning to reside in Columbia for the forseeable future
- Loves Target
- Wears a size 8 shoe (for tradesies!)

Please send your application, with picture, to rumleral@gmail.com.  If you are selected for an interview, you will be contacted.